This innovative gadget awakens the sleeper with the smell of coffee and the gentle rattle of stainless steel ball bearings as the water boils.
Thanks to this bad boy, you’ll never again have to choose between starting the day with a coveted cup of coffee or a quick wake-and-bake session.
Well, your commute home from work just got way better because Starbucks is about to serve ALCOHOL! Yes, that’s right — ALCOHOL!
When given the choice between hot coffee and hot sex in the morning, what would you choose?