Astounding Gentleman Shoots Himself in the Stomach Point Blank to Test Body Armor
By: Sam Biddle
If you need any further proof that handguns should be illegal or that the human race doesn’t deserve to exist, watch this intrepid amateur scientist blast himself with a 10mm round at point blank. Why? Fer testin’!
Somehow he survived the pistol trial, although his chorus of “Fuck, Oh, Fuck” indicates this sure hurt. Strange, given that he shot himself in the stomach, right? Surely this daring experiment should have ended not with extreme pain, but with our bearded hero deflecting the projectile, ramming his head into a keg to celebrate, and then happily passing out in a pool of fluids, stench, and sawdust.