The first indigenous tribes Christopher Columbus encountered on the island he named Hispaniola had developed a unique method for cooking meat over an indirect flame, created using green wood to keep the food (and wood) from burning. Reports indicate that the Spanish referred to this new style of cooking as barbacoa: the original barbecue.
Before anyone even got to see any real live penises, the bar was already full of them. Between the cartoon penises happily smiling on the walls, the penis shaped straws and cups and the “penis coladas” it felt something like a strange bachelorette party. But no, this was not just an excuse to day drink and gawk at some small peckers – there was real intention and showmanship involved. Small penises, big personalities.